Visit with Master Herbalist for Live Blood Analysis.

I made the visit with this supposed alternative herbal lady.  I, along with my husband and two children, crammed ourselves into a tiny, unmarked office and was greeted by a nice lady whom I assumed was the secretary.  She asked us to wait.  The herbal lady appeared from one of several doors.  She looked quite normal, rather lovely.  She spoke my name and gave me hug.  Nice but I don't get all excited over hugs unless they are from people whom I know truly love me.

We entered her office and she asked how she could help me.  I had not yet given anyone in this practice ANY info about me other than my name and phone number.  I briefly explained some symptoms.  She responded casually as if she was used to hearing this sort of thing.  She then said that she noticed my eyes and asked me a strange question.  She said, "Have you ever been told you have a tilted uterus?"  I responded, "Uh...yeah!"  She said something about the shape of my eyes tells her that I have a tilted a uterus.  WEIRD but she now had my interest and a teensy bit more of my trust. 

Now the analysis.  She pricked my finger and put the tiny drop of blood in between a couple of slides and then put the slides under the microscope.  Hooked to the microscope was a television and a VCR.  I had been told to bring in a VHS (I know, ancient) to record the analysis and so I did.  Then my tiny drop of blood appeared on the screen and I could see every red blood cell, white blood cell and other weird stuff.  She began to explain what I was seeing.  My red blood cells were all clumped up, stuck together, and had weird shapes.  Apparently our red blood cells should be perfectly round and full like a balloon.  The white blood cells can take on various shapes and moves freely around in the blood plasma eating debris and toxins.  My red blood cells had bumps on them and were so clumped up that they had trapped the white blood cells.  For a sample of the cells should look and samples of sick cells visit http://healthenlightenment.com/live-blood-cell-analysis.shtml.  I don't know the owner of this site but they put together a user friendly page of samples.
My cells had Protein Linkage, Erythrocyte Aggregation, Parasitized Red Blood Cells, and yeast...yikes!
From my understanding, my liver is struggling, pancreas is struggling, colon is struggling and I need a diet makeover!  Yay me!

Video of my blood before enzymes and then after enzymes can be found here:

My prescription coming up in next post.

La Ti Da!

Traditional Medicine can keep its doctors!

I have no diagnosis.  I don't look sick.  I just need a therapist.

Thank you doctor this, doctor that, and doctor so and so.  I went to a counselor and a psychiatrist.  I do not feel better.

I found out about a weird, alternative practice called "Live Blood Analysis" or "Dark Field Microscopy."

Seems a little coo coo to me so I put some research under my doubts and decided that maybe I can find some relief.

What is live blood analysis? 

Dark Field Microscopy, or Live Blood Analysis, is the science of analyzing a sample of "live" blood. One drop of blood from a finger prick is put under a high powered microscope and viewed while it is still alive.  You will be shown pictures of the way blood should appear and will be able to compare your sample to the way "normal" blood cells look. Certain vitamin or mineral deficiencies will change the appearance of the cells. Free radical damage will change the shape of the cells, the level of vitality of your immune system will show in the sample, and many other functions of the blood stream can be observed. (www.wandasinfo.com) In just a few hours I will have my blood analyzed while it is still ALIVE!!!  Will this microscopist be able to find all that ails me just by looking at my blood under a microscope?  I dunno but I've been putting up with the same ole blah blah blah from traditional docs for years.  This alternative stuff isn't cheap particularly because insurance isn't about to cover some quack treatment.  But I have the hope of health and happiness and therefore will put the cash on the table and find out if I can be helped! So what is it that has been ailing me all these years?  Do ya have a minute or two, or three or four?  Okay, Okay.  Here goes:  Intense depression/anxiety, severe constipation, achy joints, nausea, fatigue, insomnia, itchy/dry skin, headaches, confusion, irritability, insecurity, paranoia, chronic sore throat/ears/colds, yeast infections, floaters (black spots in vision), stabbing pain on right back side, sciatica, undetectable progesterone, irregular periods, abdominal pain, fluctuating blood sugar, racing heart, chest pain, numbing of the pinkie fingers.  This is all I can think of at the moment but I'm certain I'll remember more later.  As for now, I'll head to this master herbalist and see what she has to say.  If she doesn't seem to living too far in la la land I might heed her advice.  I'm a 38 year old mom, BTW, just to give you some perspective. Until then just say:  la ti DA!