Traditional Medicine can keep its doctors!

I have no diagnosis.  I don't look sick.  I just need a therapist.

Thank you doctor this, doctor that, and doctor so and so.  I went to a counselor and a psychiatrist.  I do not feel better.

I found out about a weird, alternative practice called "Live Blood Analysis" or "Dark Field Microscopy."

Seems a little coo coo to me so I put some research under my doubts and decided that maybe I can find some relief.

What is live blood analysis? 

Dark Field Microscopy, or Live Blood Analysis, is the science of analyzing a sample of "live" blood. One drop of blood from a finger prick is put under a high powered microscope and viewed while it is still alive.  You will be shown pictures of the way blood should appear and will be able to compare your sample to the way "normal" blood cells look. Certain vitamin or mineral deficiencies will change the appearance of the cells. Free radical damage will change the shape of the cells, the level of vitality of your immune system will show in the sample, and many other functions of the blood stream can be observed. (www.wandasinfo.com) In just a few hours I will have my blood analyzed while it is still ALIVE!!!  Will this microscopist be able to find all that ails me just by looking at my blood under a microscope?  I dunno but I've been putting up with the same ole blah blah blah from traditional docs for years.  This alternative stuff isn't cheap particularly because insurance isn't about to cover some quack treatment.  But I have the hope of health and happiness and therefore will put the cash on the table and find out if I can be helped! So what is it that has been ailing me all these years?  Do ya have a minute or two, or three or four?  Okay, Okay.  Here goes:  Intense depression/anxiety, severe constipation, achy joints, nausea, fatigue, insomnia, itchy/dry skin, headaches, confusion, irritability, insecurity, paranoia, chronic sore throat/ears/colds, yeast infections, floaters (black spots in vision), stabbing pain on right back side, sciatica, undetectable progesterone, irregular periods, abdominal pain, fluctuating blood sugar, racing heart, chest pain, numbing of the pinkie fingers.  This is all I can think of at the moment but I'm certain I'll remember more later.  As for now, I'll head to this master herbalist and see what she has to say.  If she doesn't seem to living too far in la la land I might heed her advice.  I'm a 38 year old mom, BTW, just to give you some perspective. Until then just say:  la ti DA!